Yo, bro! For each and every product, there’s a specific size chart. Just check their individual pages! well, except caps and accessories!….. Hope that helps!
Those size charts are hella helpful! Well, is _________ still available?
As apologetic as a grandpa stealing candy from a baby, the designs you see in our store are all we have. You can visit Parafreaq, the coolest store in the universe and back, for some of our classic designs!
How much is your shipping fee?
We have good news… AND BETTER NEWS! Good news is we offer free shipping for erbody cos we awesome. Better news? WE SHIP NATIONWIDE!!!
What are your mode of Payments?
You can pay via BDO Deposit, LBC, Palawan Express, or BPI Deposit. You can also pay via cash on delivery if you live here at Metro Manila.
Be sure to take a clear photo of your proof of payment. If you are paying via online money transfer of BPI or BDO, take a screenshot of the proof of transaction.
And send us the proof of payment at our email firstname.lastname@example.org
If you have a valid id, be sure to send the picture of it without covering up any part of the receipt.
Where are the areas that your COD is available?
Our free Cash on Delivery coverage is only inside Metro Manila and a few parts of Rizal province!
I’m worried I’ll order the wrong size? Will I be able to replace it?
We only replace products if we shipped you the wrong design/product or if it’s damaged. But if you really wanted to have your order changed, email us your concern or contact us through email@example.com
But… do you give refunds?
No idea why you would let go of such a killer product… but we don’t offer refunds. If you think you wanna let go of your G! merch, go ahead and contact us!
The question is… when will the item arrive on my doorstep?
Pretty quick, if you ask me! It’s 3 to 5 working days if you live within MNL, and 4 to 6 working days if you live outside. It’s cool though. Being patient makes everything so much better. Hehe!
Sorry to ask, but what’s a working day?
Hey, it’s no problem! We love people askin’ questions. A working day is also called a business day. Basically, don’t consider Sunday and holidays a day. Ayt?
You’re the coolest, brotha! I wanna ask you more questions and suggest some ideas, how do I do this?
Because we love makin’ sure the community feels geeeeewwwdddd, you can message us on Facebook (hyperlink http://www.facebook.com/gnarliestpage) or hit us up on our text line (0915-195-0209). Hey, you’ll never know… we might just give you a cheat code if you have an interesting question or awesome suggestion.
Hey, man. You’ve been really helpful! It seems like it’ll be fun to join your staff as an intern or employee. How do we make this happen?
Feels good to hear someone say that! It’ll be fun to add more people to our interesting and crazy group of besties. E-mail your resume to firstname.lastname@example.org! We’ll check it out and get back to you A.S.A.P!
Last question… who’s that fat dude in yellow and that yellow-skinned monstrosity?
The fat dude in yellow happens to be Fudge! He’s exactly like that friend of yours who eats out of your plate and doesn’t feel any semblance of guilt. He’s pretty dope though, so you can’t help but forgive him and just laugh it off.
That yellow-skinned monstrosity? He’s Gremgnar! Imagine this scenario: you’re walking down the street and someone keeps throwing paper and spitballs at you. You keep looking around and you see no one. So, you keep walking and suddenly someone heckles at you. That someone is our thinny, yellow-skinned prankster.